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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 just don't run any more.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.
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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system. Once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high Maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean And Sweep 3.0,Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5! Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.

I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Great!

Ps: thx, now I'm not planning to upgrade

HAHAH, nice one! But i like the user's e-mail a lot better then the reply =)
it was more original, reply just sort of brags about it.


Nice one though!

Tim

, Thats really nice topic ,

And now , who advices me to upgrade > my girlfriend is going to be crazy or she is already crazy . She wants us to upgrade ( marry ) sure . Our tradation , no () without marry , cause that she is going crazy , ( she is british ) ,


However , give me an advice , PERSONS WHO KNOWS BRITISH WOMEN ,


plz i need help , ( i want to upgrade )

All women have a similar mechanism intact. Take a look at Mischcabob's posts, he seems to like to point out things about women =)

Mabe you could learn from that

Btw, try sitting down with her in a cafe, and dont be affraid, talk 2 her.

Thats what I do. But I dont think either one of us is ready to get married (not for a while... heh)

Tim